rant

Status reports

I had a weird dream last night. In the dream, I made a gazillion dollars because I wrote a program that automatically generated wholly truthful and accurate status reports. (This is especially funny if you ponder the irony of designing software pointing out software ironies.) It was based on MadLibs, rendered in a template like

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My Sunday Paper

My Sunday paper will arrive in five hours. Using my psychic powers, I will predict its contents. The Sunday paper will contain 60% advertisements, 10% comics, 3% “Parade” and local weekly magazine, 5% TV section, and 22% news content. The ads Aaron Brothers is having a 1-cent frame sale. For unexplained reasons, I will receive

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Equity Accelerator — feh!

My bank sent me an “Equity Accelerator” flyer. The concept is by paying half my mortgage payment every two weeks instead of the current monthly installment, I will reduce the time to pay off my loan, preserving equity and saving interest payments. Mortgage math is tricky. For example, my first loan’s payment was determined by

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