BSoD screensaver and my dying laptop

This can’t be good…

I use Windows most of the time, but needed to get a handle on what people are running.
For reasons I don’t want to get into, my product requires several different executables to address combinations of data width (32- or 64-bit or Itanium 64-bit), kernal version (2.4 or 2.6) and the GNU C library (2.2.* or 2.3.*) used by our customers. The engineers all have 64-bit machines running Red Hat or SuSE, so the right combinations are always covered for those. Unfortunately, several of my alpha testers are using laptops (e.g., 32-bit like everyone else) with modern (2.6 kernal) flavors of Linux. When they install the only option we provide, a version for the 2.4 kernel which, I understand, turned five in October, they still can’t run the product out of the box. To better understand the issue, and to satisfy my own curiousity about modern Linuxes, I’ve been installing different varieties of Linux platforms on a smattering of accessible 32-bit machines:

SuSE, the most polished, also has the coolest screen savers, occasionally prompting people to peek in and ask what I was animating. It cycles through the savers randomly, spending most of this morning displaying bar codes with subversive titles like “mescaline” and “nationalism” and “fruit.” While fiddling around looking for the list, I came to the coolest set of screensavers of them all, the BSoD, aka “Blue Screen of Death.” Its configuration is set up to depict startup screens and crashing from a variety of operating systems of yore. The selection included Windows 3.1/95/NT, Amiga, VMS, IBM OS/390, Mac (bomb, sad mac), Atari, and Apple ][+. Seeing the “Guru Meditation” brought back fond(?) memories of the Amiga I had in college, but the level of detail is hilarious. For example, the Apple ][+ version has static on the screen and ghosting of the large lettering… just like they did back in 1981!

You know I must work in marketing when I’m impressed with screen savers and cosmetic appearances over the nuances of what’s in the /etc/ directory.

I think the problem with my home laptop is the motherboard’s stuck in a mode where it thinks the machine’s overheating, so the fans run constantly and the CPU is extremely slow. I took it apart to blow out the dust.
and looked for interesting BIOS settings, but the problem is getting progressively worse. In laptop-years, it’s over a hundred years old, with dubious benefits of spending a lot of money to keep it running. I’m going to try to either part it out on eBay or sell it to someone who will.

This is definitely bad…

As soon as I started looking for a replacement, I realized how spoiled I’ve become with my current machine’s native 1600×1200 resolution capability. None of the laptops I saw in the store will support this. Even the ultra-wide 17″ screens chop it to 1024 high. Pixels the size of my thumb? Online options were similarly limited: HP, Gateway, Toshiba and Sony don’t offer any big screens. The decision seemed to be narrowed to two brands: AlienWare and Dell. I liked the subversive cheekiness and high-performance options with AlienWare, but their mid-level home model is only offered with a “Depot” warranty, as in “Send the thing back to Miami and do without a computer for two weeks.” Frack that. (In the three years my current machine was under warranty I had four service calls: new hard drive, motherboard, keyboard, broken DVD reader (my fault) and cooling fans. Five incidents.) An “on-site” warranty is offered for $1,200 more with what’s essentially a small desktop with a flip screen. Those have some serious high-end hardware options, well-beyond my need to occasionally doctor photos of carnivorous plants.

So, back to Dell. They have a gillion models and are like Sleep Country USA (and its evil twin Sleep Country Canada) in that there is always have some kind of “better buy quick!” special. While I’ve been waiting for the right one, I’ve been playing with the configurator, getting a feel for how they price their products. Dell also sends paper adverts in magazines with “e-codes,” essentially pre-configured with low-end options, but slightly discounted. This gave me a sense that there are discounts available.

Meanwhile, I noticed a few new, well-equipped laptops popping up on eBay at prices that are better than on Dell’s own site. The machines have only the basic warranty, from Dell, and that’s theoretically transferrable. Since eBay is so fraught with peril, I checked out the sellers thoroughly. Most had “100%” feedback — anything less than 99.7% on eBay is a red flag — and had been around for a few years with a smattering of transactions. But, within the last month, now have all these “sealed Inspiron 9300” laptops for sale. Hmmm… yellow alert.

I also looked at what these people bought and saw one had a transaction marked “private.” That seller, had a bunch of private transactions, but two screens down someone had left “feedback” thanking them for the discount code. Hmmm… More judicious googling later, and I found people willing to sell me the same “secret” for a mere $2.99. Convinced this is either the miracle weight loss pills or some pyramid scheme, I googled around for the particular words used.

There are a lot of sites listing coupon codes. Some of them are utter junk, but one of them genuinely worked, saving me $250 over the current “special.” The machine I ordered the machine on Monday is tricked out with a 1920 x 1200 screen and built-in wireless. It should arrive late next week.